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Created Jul 03, 2009 11:40AM PST • Edited Jul 03, 2009 11:42AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Barely OK 2.0

   Forgive me for watching this movie, but it was a long trans-Atlantic flight :-P Very disappointing performance from Dwayne Johnson as his character in this movie was exactly the same as in all his other movies. The kids were OK, but not convincing, and the script was below-par. I guess for kids it would be a pretty fun movie-experience, but if you’re over the age of about 12, this movie is easily skippable.

   Pretty disappointing as an (I’m assuming) sequal to the original “Escape to Witch Mountain” which I remember as being pretty good. Then again, I watched “Escape to Witch Mountain” when I was much younger, so maybe that one is only “OK” also.

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

11. Direction Barely OK 2.0

12. Play Pretty Bad 1.5

13. Music OK 2.5

14. Visuals OK 2.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Tame 1.2

17. Sex Innocent 1.0

18. Violence Fierce 1.7

19. Rudeness Polite 1.0

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0