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Created May 24, 2010 02:26AM PST • Edited May 24, 2010 02:26AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   OK 2.5

   Mildly entertaining, highly unbelievable and unrealistic, this TV show is certainly not one that is missing from my life.

4. Acting

   OK 2.5

5. Male Stars OK 2.5

   The lead character, Michael Scofield, (played by Wentworth Miller) is actually the worst actor in the entire series. He has just one emotion ever on his face, and it’s the one shown in this review’s Wikchip. Dominic Purcell as the character Lincoln Burrows is better, but not by a lot.

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

7. Female Costars OK 2.5

8. Male Costars Very Good 3.5

   The performances of Amaury Nolasco (character: Fernando Sucre), Robert Knepper (character: Theodore Bagwell), Wade Williams (character: Brad Bellick), and William Fichtner (character: Alex Mahone) far surpass the stars of the show, and give the show any credibility it manages to get.

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

11. Direction Barely OK 2.0

12. Play Barely OK 2.0

13. Music OK 2.5

14. Visuals OK 2.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.2

17. Sex Titillating 1.6

18. Violence Brutal 2.9

19. Rudeness Salty 2.1

21. Reality

    Surreal 2.8

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 4.5

23. Biological Natural 1.0

24. Physical Surreal 3.0