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The Cabin in th...
Perfect 83 Points 2012
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Is there a funnier scary movie? While not laugh-your-guts-out, The Cabin in the Woods is LOL all thru. The comedy just keeps coming and coming. Bloody deaths come too, soon a welcome part of the comedy.

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Only Lovers Lef...
Perfect 66 Points 2013
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Brilliant vampire movie, thy name is Only Lovers Left Alive. Literate, laconic and full of lusciously languorous lassitude, it presents as ageless and au courant. Jim Jarmusch’s undead triumph introduces four vampires, though the V word is never used: Adam & Eve, Kit and Ava. Trust me, the…

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Shaun of the Dead
Perfect 53 Points 2004
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Excellant comedy, pretty good romace drama, good but not great zombie film. Endlessly rewatchable, I didn’t even get the best joke til my thrid viewing.

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    Thnx, JP. Yeah, I love this movie. Its easily in my …

A Nightmare On ...
Perfect 25 Points 1984
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Nancy (Lagenkamp) begins having horrible dreams. A burned man with knives for finger nails is out to kill her. These nightmares seem so real. The only cure seems to be to avoiding sleeping. After her friend, Tina (Wyss) is murdered she begins to fear these nightmares even more. The suspect for…

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Fido
Perfect 20 Points 2006
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The Robinsons are one of the only families in the neighborhood who don’t own a pet zombie. This is largely because Bill Robinson (Baker) deathly fears them. When he was younger his father turned in to a zombie and he was forced to kill him. Ever since then zombies and his father were subjects tha…

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Night of the Li...
Perfect 16 Points 1968
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Barbra (O’Dea) and her brother, Johnny, have just made a long trip to visit their mother in the country. Once they arrive there, we find out that their mother is dead and buried. They are visiting her grave when Barbra starts to get a bit freaked out. Johnny jokes about her fears until he soon sh…

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Eraserhead
Perfect 13 Points 1977
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The Texas Chain...
Perfect 13 Points 1986
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This film is completely insane and in a gloriously entertaining way. A tiny bit less scarey than the original but way more unnerving and unpredictable. Not as dumb as people say either as it continues the Vietnam allegories of the first film and the brilliantly OTT finale works as a deconstructio…

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Psycho
Perfect 10 Points 1960
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One of the most suspenseful films ever made. Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece Psycho remains to this very day the greatest horror movie I’ve ever seen. Even after watching it so many times, the edge never wears off. The infamous story tells of a woman who steals $40, 000 and ends up staying at a qu…

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True Blood
Perfect 10 Points 2007
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There’s no escaping it, I adore this little campy horror show. Vampires are butchered in the media today with Twilight, but True Blood shows what vampires are really about, while showing insane amounts of sex and violence.

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