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Created Jul 08, 2007 02:13PM PST • Edited Jul 12, 2007 11:49AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Very Good 3.5

   Deserves its mega-success. Don’t go knocking however if you aren’t of age and/or don’t enjoy a good song and dance number.

4. Acting

   Good 3.0

5. Male Stars Good 3.0

6. Female Stars Good 3.0

7. Female Costars Good 3.0

8. Male Costars Good 3.0

10. Film

    Very Good 3.5

11. Direction Very Good 3.5

12. Play Good 3.0

13. Music Really Great 4.5

14. Visuals Good 3.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Tame 1.1

17. Sex Innocent 1.3

    Sweetness and light.

18. Violence Gentle 1.0

19. Rudeness Polite 1.0

21. Reality

    Glib 2.0

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 4.0

    Musicals aren’t meant to be real, any more than basketball teams are meant to break into a song and dance number during practice.

23. Biological Natural 1.0

    Nothing extraordinary, if you don’t count the existence of major musical and basketball talent in the same dude. If this happened in reality, all of the aspiring rappers in the NBA would really be … rappers.

24. Physical Natural 1.0