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Created Dec 20, 2009 09:48PM PST • Edited Dec 20, 2009 09:48PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Really Great 4.5

   HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP.

   THIS MOVIE WAS SCARY.

   I’m not good at scary movies — I get scared too easily, and should avoid them. I didn’t avoid this when I was alone in my hotel room one night and it was on HBO. I wish I hadn’t watched it, because it did exactly what it was supposed to — scared the shit out of me. I had to do the whole “change the channel because the suspense is too much” trick a few times, but then I turned it right back because I couldn’t bear to not watch and see what happened next.

   Definitely not a good movie to watch if you’re home alone, or if there are a lot of windows in your house, or if you get scared easily because it will scare you. If it doesn’t, you have nerves of steel.

4. Acting

   Really Great 4.5

5. Male Stars Really Great 4.5

6. Female Stars Really Great 4.5

7. Female Costars Really Great 4.5

8. Male Costars Really Great 4.5

10. Film

    Really Great 4.5

11. Direction Really Great 4.5

12. Play Great 4.0

13. Music Really Great 4.5

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.4

17. Sex Titillating 1.6

18. Violence Monstrous 5.0

19. Rudeness Nasty 3.6

21. Reality

    Natural 1.0

    The events in this movie are totally possible, which is what makes it so effing scary!

22. Circumstantial Natural 1.0

23. Biological Natural 1.0

24. Physical Natural 1.0