jasonhurwitz's Review
Created Nov 13, 2007 12:30AM PST • Edited Nov 13, 2007 12:33AM PST
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Quality
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Good 3.0
This is officially the stoopidist movie I have ever watched. And I don’t say that in a totally bad way, actually. The movie is about the most average man of our time being frozen for 500 years then waking up to discover that humanity has become totally brainless. The concept is great, the movie average/good.
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Great 4.0
The acting was quite good, actually.
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Male Stars Great 4.0
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Female Stars Great 4.0
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Female Costars Great 4.0
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Male Costars Great 4.0
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Good 3.0
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Direction Good 3.0
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Play Really Great 4.5
The script was actually quite funny, though totally corny.
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Music Good 3.0
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Visuals Good 3.0
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Content
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Sordid 2.6
Rated R for a reason. Read components
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Sex Titillating 1.6
Lots of sexual language and innuendo.
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Violence Gentle 1.3
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Rudeness Vile 5.0
Lots of swearing and middle fingers.
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Fantasy 5.0
Read components
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Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0
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Biological Fantasy 5.0
Not possible to freeze a man for 500 years.
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Physical Fantasy 5.0
I hope humans never really go as stoopid as they do in this movie.
EMPTY
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