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Created Jan 14, 2008 05:23PM PST • Edited Jan 14, 2008 05:23PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Awful 0.0

   I nearly walked out on this monstrosity. This is the only movie that has made me uncomfortable and angry enough to want to leave the theater. I’m usually up for horror/psycho killer-thriller but this one was SO awful. Too slow to start, a crazy and remarkably unnecessary intense ten minutes of mutant assault and a hokey, melodramatic ending. I didn’t care about a single character in the film, except the baby, and definitely the dogs because those poor dogs were casualties of having stupid, stupid owners. I started to root for the mutants by the end everyone else was so lame.
   A total waste of time and money. There was nothing entertaining about this load of crap. Yeah, I was laughing by the end, but I really shouldn’t have been.

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

   It is what it is.

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Pretty Awful 0.5

    I hated this movie so much I can’t find anything redeeming in it’s production quality aside from the make up on the mutants, they do make you cringe even if they weren’t featured enough.

11. Direction

12. Play

13. Music

14. Visuals Very Good 3.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Obscene 4.8

17. Sex Lewd 4.3

    Molestation of humans by mutants. It’s icky.

18. Violence Monstrous 5.0

    It’s WAY too much, and it happens all at the same time. I can almost understand the reason for it: to REALLY convey to the audience the HORROR of the situation but for me it crossed a line. I’ve sat through Holocaust movies more easily.

19. Rudeness Vile 5.0

21. Reality

    Surreal 2.9

    A bit far fetched, and for something so far fetched the idea’s really underdeveloped.

22. Circumstantial Surreal 2.9

23. Biological Surreal 2.9

24. Physical Surreal 2.9