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Created Jan 30, 2008 10:17AM PST • Edited Jan 30, 2008 10:17AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   I felt like I was in a porn theater.

4. Acting

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   What acting? It was just sex, sex, sex.

5. Male Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

6. Female Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

   Jessica Alba is so much better than this. Should be ashamed of themselves for being in this film.

7. Female Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

   Should be ashamed of themselves for being in this film.

8. Male Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

   Believable. :O)

10. Film

    Pretty Bad 1.5

11. Direction OK 2.5

12. Play Awful 0.0

13. Music Barely OK 2.0

14. Visuals OK 2.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Horrid 3.7

17. Sex Explicit 5.0

18. Violence Gentle 1.0

19. Rudeness Vile 5.0

21. Reality

    Surreal 2.4

22. Circumstantial Glib 1.3

23. Biological Fantasy 4.1

24. Physical Glib 1.8