| By Trust Created | 
					 
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					Film
					
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				Barely OK | Barely OK | OK | Risqué | Fantasy | 
| AVERAGE | Pretty Bad | Pretty Bad | OK | Risqué | Supernatural | 
		
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				Pretty Bad
			
			1.5
		
		 Whomever said that they could replace Robert Englund as Freddy… LIED!!!! The Century of Dreaded Remakes have struck A…  | 
	
		
			
				Barely OK
			
			2.0
		
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				OK
			
			2.5
		
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				Risqué
			
			1.8
		
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				Supernatural
			
			4.0
		
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				OK
			
			2.5
		
		 It's no secret that I hate Micheal Bay and his shitty production company, Platinum Dunes, and there constant remaking o…  | 
	
		
			
				Barely OK
			
			2.0
		
		 The film's best feature, really.  | 
	
		
			
				OK
			
			2.5
		
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				Risqué
			
			2.2
		
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				Fantasy
			
			5.0
		
		 It's a dead pedo killing people in your dreams. What do you think?  | 
		
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				Awful
			
			0.0
		
		 FYI: There is a lot of preface before the actual review here. Look for the line of NIGHTMAREs below to find the beginn…  | 
	
		
			
				Bad
			
			1.0
		
		 In the diner at the beginning of the movie we meet the lead lady, Nancy, our virginal blossom of womanhood who will lat…  | 
	
		
			
				Barely OK
			
			2.0
		
		 Decent sets, The same kind of lighting and camera work you find in 90% of Michael Bay films. Expect the same lighting …  | 
	
		
			
				Sordid
			
			2.6
		
		 Sex? There is no sex. No steamy shower scenes, no wrestling in the sheets. There's innuendo here and there but nothi…  | 
	
		
			
				Surreal
			
			2.5
		
		 This is the only category where the remake is on the same level as the sequel. While the story is a bit more over the …  | 
		
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      Aug 29, 2015  5:59PM
      
      
    Felix
     
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     Regarding Felix’s Review  | 
 
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      Aug 27, 2015  7:06AM
      
      
    BrianSez
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      Jun 20, 2010  7:07PM
      
      
    The Stoned H...
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